I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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