Pappa wants mamma naked
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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