8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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