Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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