ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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