that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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