so explain again why im purple
no
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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