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you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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