it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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