I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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