i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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