Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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