My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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