you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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