But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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