How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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