i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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