i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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