you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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