i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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