Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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