I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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