I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I want to be your penis for a week.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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