just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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