My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
