Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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