let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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