Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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