He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
