No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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