you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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