So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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