I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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