Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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