I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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