i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
do herpes really smell.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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