While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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