Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The air was thick with penises
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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