Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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