i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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