I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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