My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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