so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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