MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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