I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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