You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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