i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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