yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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