So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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