I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
