if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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