i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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