you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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