he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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