Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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