You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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