she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
