So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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