Non-Jews are for practice
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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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