So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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